STAGE 00/07 — INTAKE
ONLYHUMANS
"NO SHORTCUTS."
◈ HUMAN MANUFACTURING FACILITY // SCROLL TO ENTER THE LINE
▼ Scroll — the belt is moving ▼
REPLAY: 0 / 14 / 2
Mid lane. Everyone saw it. Twice.
LECTURE 101 — BASICS
- Wards exist. Buy them.
- The map has a second half.
- Chasing kills into fog.
- Blaming the support.
- Pulling. Stacking. Patience.
★ CERTIFIED HUMAN ★
// Chamber 01 — Instinct
Everyone starts here.
// Chamber 02 — Discipline
The machine doesn't change you.
Your reps do.
Your reps do.
// Chamber 03 — Output
Not superheroes. Not gods.
Humans.
Humans.
04Selection — Tournaments
The strongest advance.
// BRACKETS PROJECTED FROM ROTATING GEARS
Teams get filtered. Some are rejected. Some move forward. The machine keeps only what survives the bracket.
FinishedS1 ▸
OH SEASON 1
Inaugural ONLYHUMANS bracket · Champions crowned
🏆 TEAM ENERGY
Champions
TBASoon ▸
OH SEASON 2
Details drop on Discord · The machine is warming up
—
Prize pool
03Evaluation Floor — Live Games
The belt splits.
// EACH LANE BECOMES A DOTA BATTLEFIELD
Fresh humans roll straight onto the evaluation floor. Real matches, straight from the OnlyHumans guild ledger.
LIVE GAMESFEED STANDBY
NO LIVE GAMES ON THE BELT
This bay is reserved for the live feed — matches appear here the moment a lobby goes live.
MATCH HISTORYGUILD LEDGER · LAST 20
#268
2026-09-12
04:24
04:24
WCYDVoxPanzerrKevinnigma.gh7781
TEAM 2 ►
54:12 · 65–50 · ±22 MMR · dotabuff ↗
🏆 Swaggy BrisingrSQueEZee𝑫✪𝑻𝑼 💜karmaButtersStotch
#266
2026-09-12
02:45
02:45
epizeuxiusMr_Magician_(Suraj)farhan622ButtersStotchPanzerr
◄ TEAM 1
31:11 · 38–15 · ±25 MMR · dotabuff ↗
plutoskiinderjeetmusicWhiteLicorice🏆 Swaggy BrisingrKevin
#265
2026-09-12
01:49
01:49
KevinepizeuxiusDante69KWhiteLicoriceTERAA
◄ TEAM 1
42:08 · 40–28 · ±24 MMR · dotabuff ↗
🏆 Swaggy BrisingrJinx🏆 EnergyButtersStotchPanzerr
#264
2026-09-12
00:08
00:08
🏆 Swaggy BrisingrDraco🏆 SSM555Skyrithik
TEAM 2 ►
±22 MMR
epizeuxiusKevinWhiteLicoriceButtersStotchSQueEZee
#261
2026-09-10
00:42
00:42
🏆 Swaggy BrisingrSQueEZeeRobinplutoskirk7
TEAM 2 ►
±25 MMR
Arun Bhaierrorr7628epizeuxiusKevinInvoker
#257
2026-09-08
03:08
03:08
《★~ DynamoDon ~★ 》Skyfarhan622rk7𝑫✪𝑻𝑼 💜
◄ TEAM 1
±22 MMR
errorr7628karmaRustyragnarokŦįмε ƤøɌƮɅȽ
#256
2026-09-08
01:50
01:50
errorr7628Robin🏆 Swaggy Brisingr'SheZSheesh
◄ TEAM 1
±28 MMR
TamBamGOD𝑫✪𝑻𝑼 💜rk7akhteebq6163Ŧįмε ƤøɌƮɅȽ
#255
2026-08-29
19:48
19:48
OneTallMan!.sk.!Balls_of_ragemetrometro12Ŧįмε ƤøɌƮɅȽ
TEAM 2 ►
50:05 · 41–67 · ±25 MMR · dotabuff ↗
🏆 Swaggy BrisingrTamBamGODWELCOMEZOMBUTMicroMan Gaming YT
#254
2026-08-28
18:48
18:48
JuKaN-farhan622MarlboroTamBamGODvladmir
◄ TEAM 1
30:39 · 47–23 · ±22 MMR · dotabuff ↗
StrikerbokloZOMBUTherqBot 359950693361950846
#253
2026-08-28
17:40
17:40
epizeuxius🏆 Swaggy BrisingrWhiteLicoricemetrometro12boklo
TEAM 2 ►
43:06 · 19–25 · ±26 MMR · dotabuff ↗
farhan622TamBamGODMarlboroherqvladmir
#252
2026-08-27
20:15
20:15
🏆 Swaggy BrisingrZOMBUTmetrometro12Naraiherq
TEAM 2 ►
32:42 · 24–46 · ±22 MMR · dotabuff ↗
farhan622rk7𝗔𝘁𝗵𝘂𝗹-OneTallManButtersStotch
#251
2026-08-27
19:14
19:14
JuKaN-ZOMBUTOneTallManmetrometro12ButtersStotch
◄ TEAM 1
27:16 · 27–14 · ±24 MMR · dotabuff ↗
RockeR-TamBamGODrk7herq🏆 Swaggy Brisingr
#250
2026-08-27
18:21
18:21
🏆 Swaggy BrisingrZOROepizeuxiusŦįмε ƤøɌƮɅȽrk7
TEAM 2 ►
40:47 · 24–56 · ±23 MMR · dotabuff ↗
OneTallManStrikerTamBamGODkorbu1999ButtersStotch
#249
2026-08-26
21:50
21:50
farhan622RobinepizeuxiusAfrid HalaiZOMBUT
TEAM 2 ►
44:27 · 39–62 · ±20 MMR · dotabuff ↗
JuKaN-!.sk.!TamBamGODDirty D🏆 Swaggy Brisingr
#248
2026-08-26
20:43
20:43
!.sk.!TamBamGODSQueEZeeplutoskiherq
◄ TEAM 1
36:22 · 46–26 · ±26 MMR · dotabuff ↗
JuKaN-RobinAfrid HalaiZOMBUTfarhan622
#247
2026-08-26
19:46
19:46
!.sk.!RobinOneTallManZOMBUTplutoski
◄ TEAM 1
20:29 · 24–4 · ±25 MMR · dotabuff ↗
farhan622TamBamGODrk7epizeuxiusButtersStotch
#246
2026-08-26
19:00
19:00
🏆 Swaggy BrisingrOneTallManAfrid HalaiherqNaRuTo
TEAM 2 ►
50:15 · 45–42 · ±22 MMR · dotabuff ↗
farhan622!.sk.!epizeuxiusGAJANAN_MAHARAJXioknight
#244
2026-08-25
21:03
21:03
🏆 Swaggy Brisingrerrorr7628JuKaN-WELCOMEMicroMan Gaming YT
◄ TEAM 1
41:17 · 46–28 · ±25 MMR · dotabuff ↗
Dirty D!.sk.!RobinMarlboroSheesh
#243
2026-08-25
19:59
19:59
JuKaN-Robin'SheZOneTallManHero for Fun
TEAM 2 ►
53:24 · 40–66 · ±22 MMR · dotabuff ↗
farhan622errorr7628!.sk.!ZOMBUTshazz 🇯🇴
#241
2026-08-25
18:42
18:42
🏆 Swaggy BrisingrStrikerrk7MarlboroButtersStotch
◄ TEAM 1
69:00 · 52–50 · ±22 MMR · dotabuff ↗
Dirty D!.sk.!WELCOME🏆 ALL MUTEDappyiz
05Ranking — The Ascent
The belt rises vertically.
// THE WEAKEST DISAPPEAR — KEEP SCROLLING TO CLIMB
FULL BOARD →#1
farhan622
62% WR · 81 games · peak 1349
0
▲ 5W
#2
JuKaN-
62% WR · 45 games · peak 1244
0
▲ 3W
#3
Arun Bhai
100% WR · 7 games · peak 1242
0
▲ 7W
#4
akhteebq6163
69% WR · 13 games · peak 1185
0
▼ 1L
#5
errorr7628
51% WR · 100 games · peak 1171
0
▲ 1W
ALTITUDE = MMR
NO OXYGEN FOR TOURISTS
NO OXYGEN FOR TOURISTS
META SNAPSHOTTRENDING · LAST 50 LEAGUE GAMES · LEAGUE 19415
🔥 High Priority PicksPICKS
🚫 Most Contest BansBANS
🎯 Performance LeadersWIN %
📉 UnderperformersWIN %
🥇 Invoker23 picks · 70% WR
🥇 Spirit Breaker38 bans
🥇 Spirit Breaker100% · 6 games
🥇 Night Stalker0% · 5 games
🥈 Shadow Fiend18 picks · 44% WR
🥈 Lifestealer29 bans
🥈 Sven100% · 5 games
🥈 Silencer0% · 4 games
🥉 Pudge15 picks · 40% WR
🥉 Underlord28 bans
🥉 Ancient Apparition100% · 4 games
🥉 Doom0% · 3 games
4. Rubick14 picks · 43% WR
4. Dawnbreaker25 bans
4. Sniper100% · 3 games
4. Sand King17% · 6 games
5. Lion13 picks · 23% WR
5. Rubick23 bans
5. Winter Wyvern100% · 3 games
5. Ember Spirit17% · 6 games
06Archive — Hall of Legends
Hall of Legends
// DISPLAYED LIKE F1 CARS IN A MUSEUM
OH Season 1 — Tournament Champions
TEAM ENERGY
The first squad to walk out of the factory with the trophy.
☀ LIGHT MODE