STAGE 00/07 — INTAKE
ONLYHUMANS
"NO SHORTCUTS."
◈ HUMAN MANUFACTURING FACILITY // SCROLL TO ENTER THE LINE
▼ Scroll — the belt is moving ▼
REPLAY: 0 / 14 / 2
Mid lane. Everyone saw it. Twice.
LECTURE 101 — BASICS
- Wards exist. Buy them.
- The map has a second half.
- Chasing kills into fog.
- Blaming the support.
- Pulling. Stacking. Patience.
★ CERTIFIED HUMAN ★
// Chamber 01 — Instinct
Everyone starts here.
// Chamber 02 — Discipline
The machine doesn't change you.
Your reps do.
Your reps do.
// Chamber 03 — Output
Not superheroes. Not gods.
Humans.
Humans.
04Selection — Tournaments
The strongest advance.
// BRACKETS PROJECTED FROM ROTATING GEARS
Teams get filtered. Some are rejected. Some move forward. The machine keeps only what survives the bracket.
FinishedS1 ▸
OH SEASON 1
Inaugural ONLYHUMANS bracket · Champions crowned
🏆 TEAM ENERGY
Champions
TBASoon ▸
OH SEASON 2
Details drop on Discord · The machine is warming up
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Prize pool
03Evaluation Floor — Live Games
The belt splits.
// EACH LANE BECOMES A DOTA BATTLEFIELD
Fresh humans roll straight onto the evaluation floor. Real matches, straight from the OnlyHumans guild ledger.
LIVE GAMESFEED STANDBY
NO LIVE GAMES ON THE BELT
This bay is reserved for the live feed — matches appear here the moment a lobby goes live.
MATCH HISTORYGUILD LEDGER · LAST 20
#192
2026-08-06
20:08
20:08
🏆 Swaggy BrisingrRobinBalls_of_rageZOMBUTappyiz
◄ TEAM 1
40:26 · 50–41 · ±22 MMR · dotabuff ↗
plutoskiTamBamGODJinxepizeuxiusSheesh
#189
2026-08-03
21:48
21:48
errorr7628Balls_of_rageRobinfarhan622Dirty D
◄ TEAM 1
±22 MMR
GᖇIᗰᒪOᖇᗪjesus1234TamBamGODMicroMan Gaming YTJuKaN-
#187
2026-08-03
19:48
19:48
!.sk.!errorr7628RobinZOMBUTDirty D
◄ TEAM 1
35:52 · 30–31 · ±27 MMR · dotabuff ↗
Balls_of_rageTamBamGODfarhan622Dante69KJuKaN-
#186
2026-08-03
18:43
18:43
RobinJinxfarhan622WELCOMEDirty D
TEAM 2 ►
45:07 · 36–59 · ±22 MMR · dotabuff ↗
!.sk.!Strikerjesus1234🏆 Energyappyiz
#185
2026-08-02
20:45
20:45
akhteebq🏆 Swaggy Brisingrfarhan622shazz 🇯🇴TamBamGOD
◄ TEAM 1
43:59 · 52–50 · ±23 MMR · dotabuff ↗
𝑫𝑶𝑻𝑼 💜RobinZOMBUTOneTallManrithik
#184
2026-08-02
19:38
19:38
𝑫𝑶𝑻𝑼 💜akhteebq🏆 Swaggy Brisingrjesus1234shazz 🇯🇴
◄ TEAM 1
23:52 · 64–12 · ±22 MMR · dotabuff ↗
ZOMBUTOneTallManDirty Dfarhan622rithik
#183
2026-08-02
18:54
18:54
Rat Dotoerrorr7628RobinAfrid HalaiOneTallMan
TEAM 2 ►
53:57 · 56–59 · ±20 MMR · dotabuff ↗
Balls_of_rageTamBamGODZOMBUTfarhan622𝑫𝑶𝑻𝑼 💜
#182
2026-08-01
21:21
21:21
🏆 Swaggy BrisingrCazrathRobinSky《★~ DynamoDon ~★ 》
◄ TEAM 1
33:02 · 39–29 · ±27 MMR · dotabuff ↗
𝑫𝑶𝑻𝑼 💜errorr7628OneTallManfarhan622WELCOME
#181
2026-08-01
20:20
20:20
𝑫𝑶𝑻𝑼 💜RobinWELCOMEOneTallManfarhan622
◄ TEAM 1
38:48 · 45–37 · ±22 MMR · dotabuff ↗
errorr7628Mevada.RedBullDirty DThragg-🏆 Swaggy Brisingr
#180
2026-07-31
23:22
23:22
Dirty DZOMBUTOneTallManshazz 🇯🇴Kevin
TEAM 2 ►
42:22 · 31–56 · ±21 MMR · dotabuff ↗
𝑫𝑶𝑻𝑼 💜farhan622🏆 Swaggy BrisingrWELCOMEGᖇIᗰᒪOᖇᗪ
#178
2026-07-31
22:15
22:15
Skyshazz 🇯🇴farhan622SheeshD33z
TEAM 2 ►
42:51 · 37–68 · ±22 MMR · dotabuff ↗
JuKaN-𝑫𝑶𝑻𝑼 💜KevinSOULGᖇIᗰᒪOᖇᗪ
#179
2026-07-31
22:12
22:12
Dirty DTamBamGODRobinWELCOMEShaidota
TEAM 2 ►
42:36 · 35–57 · ±26 MMR · dotabuff ↗
🏆 Swaggy Brisingrerrorr7628CazrathZOMBUTOneTallMan
#177
2026-07-31
21:08
21:08
Robinerrorr7628CazrathShaidotaWELCOME
◄ TEAM 1
±28 MMR
Balls_of_rageTamBamGODOneTallMan🏆 Swaggy BrisingrZOMBUT
#176
2026-07-31
20:04
20:04
JuKaN-Leekoerrorr7628ZOMBUT🏆 Swaggy Brisingr
◄ TEAM 1
35:35 · 59–28 · ±24 MMR · dotabuff ↗
Balls_of_rageTamBamGODCazrathDante69KShaidota
#175
2026-07-31
19:08
19:08
SheeshSkyTamBamGODshazz 🇯🇴Kevin
◄ TEAM 1
43:38 · 56–47 · ±24 MMR · dotabuff ↗
GᖇIᗰᒪOᖇᗪBalls_of_rageStrikerCazrathWELCOME
#174
2026-07-31
17:50
17:50
🏆 Swaggy BrisingrRobinStrikerjesus1234farhan622
◄ TEAM 1
32:17 · 21–23 · ±22 MMR · dotabuff ↗
ShaidotaRat DotoSkyepizeuxiusGᖇIᗰᒪOᖇᗪ
#173
2026-07-30
22:46
22:46
Sky🏆 Swaggy BrisingrSidRaKsHaNZOMBUT
TEAM 2 ►
37:09 · 28–41 · ±22 MMR · dotabuff ↗
JuKaN-𝑫𝑶𝑻𝑼 💜inderjeetmusicappyizWELCOME
#172
2026-07-30
21:19
21:19
🏆 Swaggy Brisingrerrorr7628SkyepizeuxiusXioknight
◄ TEAM 1
53:11 · 61–42 · ±21 MMR · dotabuff ↗
OneTallManCazrathfarhan622WELCOMEappyiz
#171
2026-07-30
20:01
20:01
Balls_of_rageRobinerrorr7628OneTallManfarhan622
TEAM 2 ►
26:08 · 10–31 · ±22 MMR · dotabuff ↗
JuKaN-TamBamGODSky🏆 Swaggy BrisingrXioknight
#170
2026-07-30
19:08
19:08
errorr7628RobinKevinMiyaMCappyiz
◄ TEAM 1
46:17 · 49–39 · ±26 MMR · dotabuff ↗
Balls_of_rageTamBamGODfarhan622WELCOMEGᖇIᗰᒪOᖇᗪ
05Ranking — The Ascent
The belt rises vertically.
// THE WEAKEST DISAPPEAR — KEEP SCROLLING TO CLIMB
FULL BOARD →#1
𝑫𝑶𝑻𝑼 💜
75% WR · 24 games · peak 1323
0
▼ 1L
#2
🏆 Swaggy Brisingr
60% WR · 77 games · peak 1233
0
▲ 4W
#3
Dirty D
61% WR · 31 games · peak 1270
0
▲ 2W
#4
inderjeetmusic
78% WR · 9 games · peak 1172
0
▲ 1W
#5
JUKn
100% WR · 5 games · peak 1155
0
▲ 3W
ALTITUDE = MMR
NO OXYGEN FOR TOURISTS
NO OXYGEN FOR TOURISTS
META SNAPSHOTTRENDING · LAST 50 LEAGUE GAMES · LEAGUE 19415
🔥 High Priority PicksPICKS
🚫 Most Contest BansBANS
🎯 Performance LeadersWIN %
📉 UnderperformersWIN %
🥇 Pudge18 picks · 33% WR
🥇 Spirit Breaker36 bans
🥇 Wraith King100% · 3 games
🥇 Phantom Lancer0% · 7 games
🥈 Invoker17 picks · 65% WR
🥈 Rubick31 bans
🥈 Night Stalker100% · 3 games
🥈 Necrophos0% · 4 games
🥉 Lion16 picks · 44% WR
🥉 Snapfire30 bans
🥉 Tusk83% · 6 games
🥉 Troll Warlord0% · 3 games
4. Rubick12 picks · 50% WR
4. Disruptor26 bans
4. Venomancer83% · 6 games
4. Storm Spirit0% · 3 games
5. Vengeful Spirit11 picks · 55% WR
5. Underlord26 bans
5. Underlord80% · 10 games
5. Tiny17% · 6 games
06Archive — Hall of Legends
Hall of Legends
// DISPLAYED LIKE F1 CARS IN A MUSEUM
OH Season 1 — Tournament Champions
TEAM ENERGY
The first squad to walk out of the factory with the trophy.
☀ LIGHT MODE